Lindsay Robertson

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S.T.F.U.W.J.C.

Dead to me.

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It’s been 10 years and 3 months since I met Bill Clinton and he’s FINALLY emailing.

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Kate Hudson, as a New Orleans advertising superstar, negotiates her three wishes with Whoopi Goldberg (as herself) in heaven during Hudson’s character’s colonoscopy.

(Yes, I know it’s nice outside and I’m going out there soon. For some reason I had to punish myself with “A Little Bit of Heaven” first.)

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You know that thing about the constant use of orange and turquoise blue in movie posters? Do you think the creators of the trailer for The Words changed the color of the C train logo because of that, or am I a crackpot? I think they did. (I also think it looks nicer!)

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Took a while, but hey! Friday, April 2, 2004. Via The Wayback Machine.

“Those dildos never told me anything I already knew about myself.”

“Comics spoke about the thrill of witnessing someone’s first takedown by Patrice and the suitcase full of dildos he brought hookers in Brazil.”

- From that NY Mag Patrice O’Neal thing. Forget Patrice for a second - I would have given anything to have been there to see the kinds of cut-to-the-bone insults that suitcase full of dildos came up with. Talk about burying the lede!

woman funny

“I’ve gotten several freelance gigs based on Twitter and Tumblr, and I think that’s how a lot of people find me for live stuff,” says Julieanne Smolinski, a columnist for XOJane.com. “I’ve done a couple storytelling shows and some podcasts. I am also willing to do quinceañeras and that thing where you go to high schools and tell people not to be like you.”

Hahaha, love this, from this thing on how social media has proven women are funny, by Alex Leo.

Compensation Aside: →

joereid:

How about this: how about not liking Girls doesn’t say anything about me as a person? That it’s not about my misogyny or my comfort/discomfort with my own whiteness, or my jealousy of other people who are more successful than me? How about it’s just because I (personally, just me) find these…

Everything Joe Reid likes I hate and vice versa, yet we still like each other and are friends. It’s called being a grown up who is aware that none of this shit matters.

(Anyway, here’s Joe being wrong. AGAIN! JK.)

Tall Buildings Shake

Tried to watch tonight’s “Revenge,” set in 2002 (which is like a “Mad Men” episode based in a time that I/we remember! Genius.), but when they played Wilco’s “Jesus, Etc” in the Stowaway bar, I had to stop and go look at and listen to this again (and again, and again, and again):

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“OMG I can die now.”

- Meow (RIP)

Love the clip art on this Scientific American article.

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Remember: the most common advice from famous authors is “If you can earn a living any other way…”

Glamour Shot, some mall in Tampa, 1999.

I just found this when I went to MySpace for the first time in many years.

joereid:

ohheybill:

A friend told me today that he saw a movie at Cobble Hill Cinemas and we immediately spent 5 minutes discussing the intro video there which is literally my favorite thing ever and I once bootlegged it and put it on youtube.

*edit: I noticed that someone else had bootlegged it and put it on youtube and investigated a little and realized it was SOMEONE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH and now I feel a lot of things.

No, seriously. I basically spent my whole first year in New York telling people about this pre-roll. No smoking! No pagers! At least three Pepsi logos ago! It’s the best thing and I hope it never changes.

I love Cobble Hill Cinemas so much. It was my first favorite place in New York. (Also: the movie scene paintings inside and outside the building!)

(Source: youtube.com)