June 2009
6 posts
Can I declare that cynical rejection of sentiment...
(via nerdshares)
Let the decree go out through all the land! Oh, to be 21 or whatever again.
Hey, There's A Hot Teacher Sex Scandal At My High...
Oops, that’s my high school. Favorite quotes bolded:
“Hunkiar said the School District was notified that during that overnight trip to Orlando in December, in which Lincoln High faced Tampa Plant, there were allegations about “inappropriate behavior,” involving the teacher and the student. Nagel was a chaperone on that trip. Lincoln lost the game, 34-14.”
And:
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Dear Biggest Assholes In The World On The F Train...
You said this. SO LOUDLY in the middle as the rest of us stared. I memorized:
One Of You: “One guy got a hundred and twenty thousand just to NOT work for a year.” (Ed note: what?)
The Other Of You: “Shit, I’d do it for 80 thousand! 80 thousand dollars a year to NOT work? I could live off that! I could totally do that!”
One Of You: “It’s still HIGHER...
“Sometimes Norm MacDonald can be really funny, sometimes not so much. Last...”
– - TV Squad
I think this is the final sign that I need to get my single-serving site Thatsthejoke.com up and running. Because, for the love of god, THAT’S THE FUCKING JOKE. 