June 2010
22 posts
Vincent Kartheiser Gets Even Weirder
Take a look at this long Vincent Kartheiser thing that is only about how he rides the bus and lies. Seriously, that’s all it’s about. I think Vincent Kartheiser is fucking with us, and I think I kind of love him for it. Also:
“The instant I told him I turned off my mike he dove into one of the most twisted anecdotes I’ve ever been told, be it by celebrity or drunken...
I saw True Blood for the first time last night
The most recent episode. This is what True Blood is: True Blood is a TV show within a movie that you see thirty seconds of before they pan over to the character who is watching it, who you are meant to understand is mentally disabled.
Introducing the comedy team of Pattinson and...
I hate to even mention Twilight but this was funny:
PATTINSON: Also, in that tent scene, I can’t really get over the fact that the word thought sounds like fart. STEWART: The word thought does not sound like fart. PATTINSON: It does. STEWART: Maybe because you are an English person.
- EW via ONTD
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I did a Listicle Without Commentary on The Awl: Tom Cruise Movies in Ascending Order of Tom Cruise’s Hotness
CBS vs 48 Hour Magazine: Team Goliath
[This post has been updated to change one slight factual error and one typo mentioned in a 48 Hour Magazine editor’s rebuttal. The rest remains the same, though I would like to clarify that I wasn’t thinking specifically of these folks, at all, when I said “lazy assholes” - the kind of thing I was describing happens every day and in many contexts, possibly even one that...
Saddest Sentence of the Day, June 11, 2010
“Former porn star Asia Carrera joined Mensa, but had to make a new website with no mention of her porn career before their site would link to her.”
So “baby shoes, never worn.”!
The Beast
The other night I got my Dad to open up about his life, which is such a rare and awesome occurrence that I turned off my phone lest he be spooked back into his shell. Anyway, we talked a lot about Vietnam and the ’60s and stuff, and then he was talking about his childhood in Appalachia and this happened:
Dad: “Down in the holler there was a beast.”
Me: “A beast?”
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