"When I first moved to L.A., that’s what I thought I was going to do. I was like, “I’m definitely one of the great voice-over artists.” Then I realized it’s a fucking clique, and it’s impossible to infiltrate unless you really pay your dues. It’s very serious."
Oh, to be a fly on a wall at one of the gatherings of the voice-over clique! When you think about it, why wouldn’t there be a voice-over clique? There’s a clique and scene for everything. I love it. I want to know their little catchphrases and who’s slept with each other and who hates each other and why. Someone, please, shed light on the great voice-over clique! Is the Swiffer chick the hot young hipster upstart? Is the Ann Curry soundalike who does the osteoporosis ads her mentor, or does she feel her nipping at her heels? I guess I’ll stop before this turns into a Shouts and Murmurs piece, or maybe I’ll try to write a Shouts and Murmurs piece for once. The point is: There is an imagination-capturing voice-over clique!