The new 1 Corinthians 13:4
“I mean, you don’t really love someone if you’re like, “No. Just let them die”,’ Pattinson said.” This could be read at one of those ‘Twilight’ weddings! (Yes, it’s evil to take it out of context, but the actual context isn’t that much better.)
Happy Birthday, Tara!
Remember after Valerie Harper left her own show “Valerie” in the ’80s, they called the show “Valerie’s Family” for a while, before finally settling on “The Hogan Family”? I’ve always found that humorous. “Valerie’s Family”! Anyway, last night I was thinking of shows that that could happen to now and I think it would be really...
I just figured out why I've always hated The...
I have always secretly hated the Muppets because they seemed “like dirty and smelly old toys” to me. I just figured out that I’m the exact age where actual Muppet toys would have been dirty, smelly, old hand-me-down toys, or toys found in unsavory places like a pediatrician’s office or the church nursery, when I was a toddler/preschooler. Anyway, breakthrough!
On Vegetative States
I would just like to put this on the permanent (well, Tumblr) record: I don’t care what any neurological tests say: if I ever seem like I’m in a persistent vegetative state, I want the plug pulled as soon as possible. Right away. That day. In fact, don’t we all think it’s actually *worse* to be conscious but appear vegetative than it is to be actually vegetative? (And...
How I found out which celebrity matters the most...
Text from a friend Saturday morning: “I’m sorry for your loss.” My return text: “What loss? I’m at Macy’s looking at couches!!! What?? Did something happen to Jon Hamm??” (RIP Andy Rooney, though, obviously. I will miss him.)
Slow News Day Consultant For Hire
If anyone ever needs to know when a news day is slow, and therefore a good (or terrible, if the news is bad) time to release an announcement, I am offering myself as a consultant. Here’s a freebie: this afternoon in the world of entertainment would be a good time to release an announcement that you wish to get attention. (And don’t forget: celebrities! I’m your NO MAN!)