This Is Why I Never Go To Parties Anymore
In order to remain true to this Tumblr’s tagline, from time to time I have to share things like this, okay?: Last night I did a rare thing and went to a party (I prefer to have my own “parties” consisting of the first five friends to answer a last-minute late afternoon text). Even rarer, I showed up at the party after 11 and after drinking since 4. Anyway, it was really fun and...
Hey, Remember "The Book"? From the '80s?
This morning I awoke from a dream in which I had written a runaway bestseller titled “The Book” (it was meta) and then I remembered that there’s already been a bestseller called “The Book,” and it was everywhere during the 1980’s. It was a version of the Bible with a blue cover, and I guess the idea was to trick people into reading the Bible. I remember...
Jack White and Karen Elson WOULD be...
“He’d just come from the house, where he and Elson were tending to Henry, who was sick with whooping cough.” - From that NYT Mag piece published six days ago that I just got to. Kinda surprised nobody called this out, but I guess that piece had…a lot of stuff.
"He has dreams of one day finding a box of money."
I just randomly watched the Civil War reenactor sketch from Mr. Show and it’s the best thing that will have happened to me today. (Don’t forget to listen for Jeff Goldblum’s voice-cameo):