“Lindsay Lohan” in Playboy. So…where do you get YOUR butt sharpened?
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#TBT y’all. I was always this way.
I have come back to Tumblr just because Kristen Stewart said something important.
“By the way nobody knows. Nobody knows what the f—k is going on. You’re going to die. You’re going to lay next to the people that you know the most in life, the people that you’re going to grow old with. But you’re going to lay next to them in the middle of the night deeply curious about them and who they are, because nobody f—king knows anything.”
- Kristen Stewart, of all people, has figured it out.
I watched some True Detective last night.
Memo to designers of Before and After photos: for verisimilitude, it’s best not to use the EXACT SAME PHOTOGRAPH for both.
Oh geez, there’s a new book FOR BABIES about postpartum depression, with these creepy illustrations.
(Found during extremely unimaginative Amazon search for mom gifts.)
I spent a Saturday morning trying to find this exact concept (and this exact painting) a few months ago. (It seemed so obvious but nobody had done it!) I think I wanted to send it out as the illustration for a party invite. Anyway, click through for a bunch more.
‘If you make things, it’s hard to hate things.’
“Having spent my adult life working in film and TV, and being a part of the weekly madhouse that is film production at Saturday Night Live, I know how hard it is to not only make something that is truly good, but how hard it is to make anything. Final products are minor miracles. People are filling e-reams of comments pages and hours of podcasts with nonstop streams of rich, delicious disdain and I’m sitting on the sidelines like a supportive parent of the kid who went 0-5 but made really solid contact, continually explaining that, ‘Hitting a curveball is really hard, you heartless bastards.’”
- From Why I Can’t Be a Hater by SNL Editor (and funny person) Adam Epstein on TribecaFilm.com.
Many thanks to The Backlot for choosing American Aquarium Drinker as one of their top ten gay Tumblrs! I’m honored. (Though I do disagree with the assessment that I’m cynical; without the core belief that people are essentially good and want to do their best, one couldn’t possibly be disappointed as often as I am.)
Congrats, Dave, much deserved! (Also, now that he puts it that way I’m realizing maybe I’m not that cynical either?)
The (Qualified) Hit Movies of Summer 2013
This summer was rough going for a good handful of would-be blockbusters. …Or was it? There’s always the right way and the wrong way to interpret box-office success, and when viewed by the right angles, even these five flicks end up as record-setters.
“Fun and Dumb!” said Blog-tertainment Weekly
Flops? What flops?