“Those dildos never told me anything I already knew about myself.”
“Comics spoke about the thrill of witnessing someone’s first takedown by Patrice and the suitcase full of dildos he brought hookers in Brazil.”
- From that NY Mag Patrice O’Neal thing. Forget Patrice for a second - I would have given anything to have been there to see the kinds of cut-to-the-bone insults that suitcase full of dildos came up with. Talk about burying the lede!