This isn’t just a “Paul Rudd is really nice” anecdote. Okay, it mostly is, but I really just want to know how he does it. How does Paul Rudd do the world so well? How does he keep such a positive attitude (seemingly) all the time? Does Paul Rudd ever have self-doubt? Does Paul Rudd ever feel socially awkward at big parties? Does Paul Rudd ever wake up feeling like the world is a treacherous and scary place? And what about the big things, like, how does Paul Rudd feel about the fact that not only are we and everyone we love and everyone who has ever heard of us going to die, but eventually all traces of humanity will be lost, and nobody (if there even is an anybody) will ever know that our species even existed?
I guess I just want to do the weirdest interview ever with Paul Rudd. If you’re his publicist, contact me. I have a lot more questions!