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The official “Ramona and Beezus” poster. I can’t believe I have the emotional energy left to still want to punch Hollywood in the face sometimes.
The latest rape of our childhood.
Ruiners! The fucking lot of ‘em.
WTF? OMG! I’m so upset I can only use text-speak. Why is Beezus so perfectly coiffed? WHY? Beezus is not allowed to wear...
What is going on here? Who cares about Beezus? Why is this happening? This is going to be so horrible! Where’s Howie?...
Couldn’t have put it better.
WHAT? NO. WHAT?
hmm. hollywood is trying to traumatize me.
Ramona is definitely not that generically cute. Did these people not see the illustrations?
So, so, so, so very agreed. Fuck Hollywood sideways with a bowie knife.
MY OLD BOSS WROTE THIS!
No one who looks like Selena Gomez would ever be nicknamed Beezus. Can’t wait for the Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing...
Still not as good as the Canadian series from the ’90s, but this feels more appropriate compared to that Cinderella...
Selena Gomez, here making the Dreamworks face.
Oh man, this…this hurts. Ribsy is going to be a chihuahua.
Ugh, worst. Too bad time machine technology is still not good enough or else Sarah Polley could’ve rocked the Ramona...
Coulda sworn it was Beezus and Ramona…either way, I’m pretty sure it’s how I learned the U.S. national anthem (“Turn on...