Is Maddox Jolie-Pitt Stockpiling Weapons With Which To Kill Us All?

From the new Brad Pitt cover story in Rolling Stone:

“Our seven-year-old was searching the word ‘weapons’ on Google the other day and ended up on some white-supremacist site. I’m sure now we’re on all kinds of watch lists.”

From Entertainment Weekly:

“For Mother’s Day, [Maddox] drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”

From W Magazine:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s seven-year-old son, Maddox, like many boys his age, has lately developed a fondness for guns and knives, and Jolie proudly notes that the predilection runs in the family.

To quote Jack Donaghey: “In five years we’ll all either be working for him, or be dead by his hand.”